the-pietriarchy:

I’m going to die alone and miserable but at least I’ll find peace knowing that I never thirsted over benedict cumberbatch

(via lameghcst)

gutsygumshoe:

one time some guy asked for my number and he was really nice but i’m in a relationship so i just said so and he was like “no worries, take it as flattery then”

THAT’S how you handle rejection, not by stabbing a girl in the fucking neck

(via guy)

lameboob:

lameboob:

lameboob:

how do you make someone holy

you beat the hell out of them

my 96 year old catholic grandma told me this joke

(via guy)

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    Close As Strangers - Phone Call
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    5 Seconds of Summer

(Source: cablezombie, via lameghcst)

yungterra:

You want my phone number? It’s useless. The best way to contact me is to fill a human skull with acorns and vigorously shake it into the night. I will hear you eventually.

(Source: yungterra, via guy)

(Source: positivedoodles, via lameghcst)

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    Close As Strangers - Phone Call
  • Artist:

    5 Seconds of Summer

Got my camera👌

Timestamp: 1413852665

Got my camera👌

(via lameghcst)

kawaiigod:

if i get rich my mom gettin paid first thing

(Source: zootedboy, via destineegarcia23)

wood-nympho:

nakedview:

Red Rock High 

Look at her cute little white tushi. 

(Source: bootiesonthemove, via plainbell)

Timestamp: 1413850877

wood-nympho:

nakedview:

Red Rock High 

Look at her cute little white tushi. 

(Source: bootiesonthemove, via plainbell)

notahoe:

just another day of not being rich and famous

(Source: cyberho, via guy)

sullied:

i am so jealous of all the people who are comfortable with who they are physically and mentally

(via guy)

tarukai788:

thatonechick42:

littlecupcakenymph:

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Oh.My.God. 

There ARE ACTUAL REAL MEN OUT THERE??!

THAT RESPECT WOMEN?

THAT ACCEPT “no” FOR AN ANSWER?

What.is.happening.

Quick, reblog this everywhere so we can learn and grow as a species!

the fact that this is shocking is saddening.

(via guy)